HOWLING ABOUT THE JUDICIARY

 Howl reviews the Judiciary in his own peculiar style, This wordwright never fails to amuse whilst  he presents the facts for serious consideration. He allows you to smile whilst you read and your blood boils in sheer anger.

 

YOUR DISHONOUR!

By Howl Pillai

For hundreds of years in the West three vocations were regarded as the learned professions - Minister of the Church, teacher and lawyer. What about us here ?

We will let ‘lawyer jokes’ take care of our lawyers. As to our teachers they exist to prepare our students for national exams run by the Lembaga Peperiksaan which, and you would not believe this, is officially translated into the English as the Examinations Syndicate. It is some syndicate alright!

Now as to our Ministers, I do not know whether they are learned but I know they have nothing to do with the Church except when it concerns the Bible in Bahasa Malaysia. And you must also take note that doctors (that includes the spin variety as well) then or now are not regarded as belonging to a learned profession. And quite rightly so!

Surely you cannot be very learned when thanks to the medical profession of this country there is so much confusion as to where the anus ends and the rectum begins. Perhaps a third sodomy trial will finally shine some light on a place the light doesn’t shine on anymore! We are also unhappy with pathologists who appear to be lying in commissions and courts. We are again confused as to whether we can call them pathological liars ?

But let us return to the story of the learned professions. Though learned these professions were not on top of the pile. It was the judges who ruled the roost! They were not only learned but honourable as well. Honourable servants of the law of the land! It was they  who saw to it that “Be you ever so high, the law is above you”. They were in essence the last bulwark of that most precious of things in a civilised society, “The Rule of Law”.

It is for this reason that judges are respectfully addressed as “Your honour” and referred to as “The Learned Judge”. The equivalent of the latter in Bahasa Malaysia is “Yang Ariff”. I wonder why we don’t address our judges in Bahasa Malaysia with “Yang Berhormat”. Is it because our politicians have usurped it for themselves ? Or is it because of our judges themselves ? The point here is that judges must be both learned and honourable. We simply cannot have a dumb as doorknob  judge who is honourable nor have a learned  judge who is as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

These days and around these parts there is this widely held perception that judges are not both honourable and learned. As concerned citizens we are duty bound to ask, “What is to be done ?”. A very learned and honourable friend has modestly suggested the following :

1) Suspend all our senior judges for a period of 5 years with full pay and benefits.

2) These forced 5 year suspensions will be officially called “Rancangan Belajar Sambil DiRawat” or in English, “Learning While Being Treated Programme”.

3) Suspended judges will be forced to attend as observers all sittings of the courts as if they had not been suspended. They must be seated in the public gallery.

4) Using the latest audio-video and teleconferencing ICT technology ala telemedicine, we will obtain the services of really honourable and learned judges from our fellow Commonwealth countries to ‘sit in’ as judges in our courts. Just picture a empty high chair where one of our judges used to warm his  ample butt  while hearing the lurid details of a supposedly sodomised butt. And on the table in front of the chair facing the court a giant LED monitor. And on it you will see perhaps a judge of the South African judiciary adjudicating in our courts ‘live’.  

5) These telejustice judges will be well rewarded for services rendered to the Rakyat of Malaysia. But they better be warned that at the first whiff of corruption they will be shamed the world over. No long distance backroom wheeling and dealing; no betting on golf courses and deliberately being allowed to win; no holidaying in New Zealand or elsewhere with lawyers whose cases are presently being heard by you via telejustice; no allowing lawyers to put their hands around your shoulders while on a  fishing expedition in calm or troubled waters; no waiting or hesitating for further instructions from you know who; no caught talking with drunk lawyers; no repeating “Correct! Correct! twice in a row and no reversing your own decisions.

As to our suspended judges, at the end of the five year period they will be retested on the law without exception or exemption. All of their exam papers will be marked by judges of the Chinese judiciary.(Remember , ours is an Examination Syndicate). Those who pass will be issued a Certificate in Judicial Practice or CJP. Those who fail will be shot. Chinese style. No appeals . No reversing decisions. No trial-within-a-trial.

Yes, shoot them! Why not ? It is not DNA that perpetuates humankind. It is ethics, integrity and honour that sustains us.

Your Dishonour, I rest my case!

"Proud to be a Sikh."

The letter below was sent to me by an old friend of mine, and he is none other then the son of Joginder Singh Jessy - whose History books were standard issue in schools in my time, my friend's  name is   Ajit Singh Jessy from Jessy &Associates Penang. 

Ajit and his daughters are  prominent Industrial Court Lawyers.

This is no ordinary letter, I like to salute the Sikh Community for their courage in coming out with such a statement, and like Ajit I am proud to post this on ‘Toffeesturn’

Remember they are one of the smallest main stream communities and yet they will not be intimidated and neither will they allow others to be wrongly intimidated.

Ajit this blog salutes the Sikh Community. 

Toffee

Hi Friends,

Proud to be a Sikh. The Sikhs have   decided that the Government has no right to chop anything in the Bible and stands with the Christians on the issue. .

Who the hell is the Home Ministry to bar me from reading the Bible, Quran or any other religious book? If we fail to stop this in its track, there is nothing to stop the  Home Ministry from taking another step and say that we must all read a particular religious book and not any other.

This is precisely how the campaign against the Jews gained momentum, when people remained silent in the false comfort that the horrible atrocities will never visit them.

If evil is not checked then it will engulf all of us, whether Christians, Muslims, Sikhs, Buddhist, Hindus or even non believers.

Evil feeds on fear and cowards.

Wahe Guru has told us, that ,it is the duty of every Sikh to challenge and fight evil and protect the meek. This is momentous decision is in keeping with the teachings o f our Gurus

Ajit Singh Jessy

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Sodomy 1, Sodomy 2, then Datuk T, now back to Sodomy2, but it is all Sarawak

This is it, this is the clearest indication that our Judiciary works on the orders of others, and this being the case how are we ever going to be accorded any justice.

The Anwar Ibrahim Sodomy 2 case has taken a peculiar turn, so peculiar it has never ever been witnessed in Malaysian legal history.

The Judge in the trial, who in a trial within the trial had ruled as inadmissible the evidence of plastic bottle, the towel and other items in relation to the Anwar's DNA has now reversed his judgement.

Malaysiakini reports

Lead defence lawyer Karpal Singh had described the second application as having never been done before in the “history of the country, Commonwealth and the world”.

Johor PKR chief Chua Jui Meng believes there has been pressure from the government.

Normally, when a trial-within-a-trial decision has been made, he says, it is very rarely overturned.
"However, in this case the court allows further submissions and review after the prosecution had finished calling its witnesses," decries Chua, who is also a lawyer.

How on earth did this judge ever pass judgement and then decide to reverse it?

It is crystal clear that some stupid people in power behind the scenes has asked the judge to do so, this is and was done in desperation, desperate men do desperate things and this is a classic case and I'll tell you why.

Before I go into telling you why this reversal by the judge is to me the clearest sign that the judiciary in this country is not independent, that judgements are the dictates of other persons, and that the judge just sits and takes orders,( it was so glaringly blatant in this case,)  till when this judge decided to have a trial within a trial people still did not believe it, when he made the judgement not to admit the plastic bottle the towel etc.. for DNA evidence people still said it would be reversed, it would be reversed  at the appeal by the prosecution where Anwar would have no recourse to rebut anything the prosecution says, but no this judge  has reversed his own judgement some two weeks or so after it was made, how much more glaring can this be? The prosecution probably knew this too,and that is why they did not appeal the judgment of the trial within the trial, they probably knew what the script was all about.

The Government of the day seems it be  openly warning us in no uncertain terms that they will get us one way or another if they need to, and there is nothing we can do, they have become Judge Jury and executioner. Who will write this judge's judgment is anybody's guess.

The question is can we have some noble judges in these trying times, Wee Choo Keong what have you to say, I am no lawyer I am but just a plain ordinary citizen, I am no turncoat, turncoats are treated worst then pariah dogs by the Chinese.

I have just  said in my article "Doctored in the House"  that the famous Datuk. T's video is nothing but something doctored in the house to fix Anwar because it now looks like he has no case to answer in  Sododmy2,  the Sarawak elections is round the bend, they needed a diversion they are desperate, Sodomy 2 lost its bite, so what was going to happen they invented Datuk T.

It is overwhelmingly apparent that Datuk T was the biggest con game ever staged by the Barisan in Desperation on the eve of the Sarawak elections. The Sarawak Elections will be the forerunner to the next General Elections they can't afford to loose Sarawak if they do they'll loose Putrajaya, and Najib himself has vowed that they will never let that happen, this is in keeping with that vow. Now that Datuk T is somewhat of a national joke, they had to get Sodomy 1 to work, Anwar is is on the Altantuya trail so he has to shut him up.

To Barisan, Sarawak as it is now is a hopless case, there is the issue of Taib who behaves worst the Louis XVI of France, and Tzar Nicholas II Russia put together, with  his alleged ill gotten billions, there is the native land issue, there are the Penan rapes, and most of all the country's richest state houses the country's poorest and most marginalised -  people the natives of Sarawak, and yet the Chief Minisiter is by any reckoning one of the richest men if not the richest  in the  country, how did he become so? Sarawak must be paying their CM handsomely. 

Oil revenues from Sarawak have not gone back to Sarawak, the infrastructure is even worse thaen those of African Nations, the Ivory Coast does better, then Sarawak, education is of a low quality, like the MIC the Sarawak BN leaders will deny this, they'll talk about the likes of Idris Jala, how many Idris Jala's are there anyway? 

Where is all the Sarawak wealth today?

Sarawak is rich in Oil the richest oil state in the country.  Has some major part   of the oil been given to another country for safe keeping so that it benefits only certain people? We'll never know.

Well, we are all aware that Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah had rather recently announced a huge  Oil find that would keep our wells pumping at full steam for a long time to come, then suddenly the axed Prime Minister who was called corrupt by the PM who axed  him (pot calling the kettle black) said it was not ours but rather belonged to another country.

Sarawakians need to knw the exact location of these wells, and how it has become so, Petronas has to become more transparent so that we can know the stretch of this find, so that parts of it are not hidden from public eye for the benefit of unscrupulous people, and talking about unscrupulous people this country has many of them,  in fact a surplus.

With all these issues the rakyat of Sarawak have been asked to vote, and vote they will, the BN needs to confuse these marginalized people, read my articles on the Malaysian Indians, I keep telling the Indians the natives of East Malaysia are more marginalized then them, and the modus operandi as it for the Indians,  
use a native or some natives to do the job and that is an UMNO speciality.

Are we being driven to revolt, is this the game of the government, can't the BN  see what is happening in the middle east, this blog has spoken against it - taking the issue to the streets, but is this government in ther desperation driving the rakyat to the other end, once that happens,  then, as in the case of Hosni Mubarak, and Gaddafi it will be to late for Najib and the BN  to react.

God Bless my beloved country. 

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Who do they think they are fooling?

 by Howl Pillai

We are now being told that there is tolerable repression and there is intolerable repression. Like good cholesterol and bad cholesterol not all repression is bad.

Libyan repression is intolerable. Bahraini repression is tolerable. The US Fifth Fleet using Bahrain as its base is purely co-incidental. Syrian repression is intolerable and a sufficient cause for regime change but Yemeni repression is tolerable and a sufficient reason to give them time to work things out themselves.

Likewise the Egyptian fight for democracy is a cry for freedom but Saudian protests against repression being stamped out harshly is all about ‘maintaining stability in a key region of the world’. Yes the world relies on Wahhabi repression to crush dissent in the Gulf so that oil can keep flowing to the industrialised World. That such repression is carried out by the very guardians of the Holy Places of Islam is never put under the microscope. Surely The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia more than any other country, has a moral responsibility to be a force for good in the region given its religious credentials.

Clearly then, first comes oil and then comes morals. And then comes the Arab League. The shameless Arab League! Gaddafi is now being saddamised and Libya will soon be iraqised. Surely the Arab League is not daft enough to believe that a no fly zone can be established without the violence of arms. No race with any self respect or dignity should condone the violent killing of its civilians by inviting others to do the job. And that brings us closer to home. First come votes and then come morals. And then comes the dirty tricks department. Someone has been invited by our ‘Arab League’, whoever that may be, to carry out a political assassination. Our version of domestic regime change.

No air strikes needed here. Just sex please. We are Malaysians. And everyone now already an expert on the anatomy of the arse. It started with “Sodomy”and then came its unexpected sequel “The Return Of Sodomy”. The one-man Anwar regime refused to lie down and die. Then strangely, two weeks ago excerpts from the doctor’s memoirs mentioned with pusillanimity that four women were offered and Anwar picked two. That was some turn around if you know what I mean. At about the same time the judge in “The Return of Sodomy” throws out DNA evidence obtained unlawfully. Then the Sarawak state elections. And that which is unlawful can be procured! Both call-girls and elections!

There are good sex shows and there are bad sex shows. Or more accurately there are well-intentioned sex shows and there are ill-intentioned sex shows. We had an MCA good sex show with good intentions a year or two ago. And now  a bad one with ill-intentions  like in Sri Carcosa yesterday. My! My! We are a liberal lot indeed. No one will be persecuted for screening pornography.

And mystery too! A shy Datuk! An Omega watch! The procured services of an East Asian lady of the night who is capable of operating in the morning as well! At least as reported in the Press. Notice that Mongolians are not generally referred to as East Asians even though they look like Japanese, Chinese or Koreans. The mystery deepens. Keeps the Rakyat engrossed and titillated. Distracted even. Meanwhile millions are pumped into Sarawak.  

Then very quickly, in the days ahead she will become Chinese. The message to the Malay masses: Now watch this Opposition Melayu give away an expensive Omega to this Ah Moi....He will sell out the Malays to the Chinese. The bastard!

And to the Chinese voter, the message: See this Melayu. He pays for sex using our hard earned money. You can’t afford an Omega. How come he can? The bastard!

And to the Indian voter, the message : See the Melayus and Chinese are enjoying. Only 21 minutes and she can get Omega watch.You  work all day for nothing. The bastard!

Very clever! Like the Arab League. If they get Gaddafi,  it is not us Arabs who did it. So what is next?

Sex always sells. Like sex with a minor. He gave her imported chocolates.

What a shame!

Forget the video, focus on Sarawak!!!!!!!!!

Sarawak. Who stole our Oil? why are we the richest and yet the poorest?

I think we should forget the video, I think we should now focus on Sarawak, because believe me all Malaysians know this is a BN set up to take the focus away from Sarawak, many will openly say so, some the UMNOPUTERAS in particular, the dead NST, the Berita Harian and Utusan will also be harping on this issue, and if they go too far, lets do the next best thing dump the press, the NST is as good as dead, the news stands tell the story, but anyone else trying this should also be dumped.

This is a BN strategy, they are so afraid of Anwar, they would have killed him earlier like Marcos did Aquino.That thought ran down the mind of Mahathir, but that would have had Mahathir thrown out instantly, so he did the nest best thing, he declared him a homosexual and got the sister of his confidante to vouch for that. That's what you call, "Doctored in the House."

Mahathir Mohammed shudders of the thought that Anwar may get even with him if he comes to power, but small men think small and what else can you expect of a small mean man  like Mahathir. he gives himself too much prominence,

"Doctor in the House" even his memoirs lack originality, "Doctor In The House" is a British Television comedy and you can even take that comedy more seriously then the "recalcitrant."

Incidentally this video looks like it was "Doctored in the House."  How timely.

Najib is afraid that Anwar will send him to Mongolia, that is unbearable, Anwar says this at his rallies every now and then to poke fun at Najib, now he (Najib) has frequent nightmares and  Rosmah.finds it difficult to sleep as a result.

Speaking about Rosmah I received an anonymous call today telling me that this Datuk T is Rosmah's friend, and has done her many favour, but I do not give credence to anonymous callers, will that caller call me and give me his name and some evidence, I promise not to reveal his identity, or else this blog is asking you to  remain silent forever, we do not print wind news, if you know what I mean.

Anwar has gone to report  to the Police not the best thing to have done.

I asked that question before when Chua Soi Lek was captured on video, who shot the video?

Till today the police force has not identified that person or persons.

That is the crime, no matter who is on the other end, the question is who shot the video, that person is a criminal, and that requires urgent investigation by the police.

When a Minister can be filmed, and even if in the ridiculous situation that the head of the opposition got filmed in the act, it is a breach of National security, unscrupulousness will prevail and a lot of things can go wrong in government if these people can be blackmailed, and what other reason can be the motivation of such filming.

The Attorney General has to consider taking Datuk T to task for attempted blackmail or for that matter blackmail itself, he has asked the person in the video ( Anwar as revealed in Malaysiakini today) and his wife to quit politics or he will ..........does that not amount to blackmail?

I think making a police report on Anwar's part was a big mistake, now they'll look for more DNA they fumbled in  the Saiful case they want his DNA now in this case they coudl very well ask for his DNA too to determine it is not him, and use that to trap him in the Saiful case this is a huge fix up.

The people do not get fooled so easily especially by fools, you can't fool all the people all the time BN, and your game is up.

I hope they do not use JBP to investigate this case, no other Indian or Christian please, use a Malay and a Muslim, we have had enough of this.

In Sodomy 1 it was Augustine Paul, in Sodomy 2 it is Jude Blacious Pereira so that the sins do not fall on a Malay or a Muslim?

No more games no more fix ups and we are not going to fall for it.

LET THE SARAWAK CAMPAIGN BEGIN!!!!!!

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Doctored in the House

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Top opposition MP caught on video for having sex with East Asian woman. Years ago a top Muslim BN MP was alleged to have been caught in Port Dickson did it make a difference? Oh yes it did he is so high up the heirachy today no one can touch him, a former minister of health was caught on video too, today he is the President of the second largest component of the BN, the MCA. Does it make a difference? Indeed it does at least our own history says so.

"All that glitters is not Gold."

Now with TV and computers even the "Recalcitrant" has said that you can make the unreal seem so real, so do not believe everything you see on TV, especially when it is found by a person who can call in the press and refuse to identify himself. and only wants to be identified as Datuk T, reminds me of Mr. T is this the cheap imitation we see on the Panasonic advertisement.

This Datuk claims that he went to the hotel   to the room used by a  top Malaysian opposition  politician, on the instructions of the politician, to look for his watch which this politician allegedly left behind in the hotel room where he is alleged to have been engaged in sexual activities with an "East Asian" woman when  he stumbled on the video.


His fumbling stumbling story as reported in the Star:;

“As I could not find the watch on the table, I searched for it behind the dresser. I was shocked to find many strands of wires behind the dresser.On close inspection, I found four well-hidden CCTV cameras, I tried to open the two dresser drawers and found one was locked. I prised open the locked drawer using a sharp object. I found an active CCTV recorder. I disconnected the wiring and took the recorder out of the hotel,’’ he said, adding that no one had the recording except him."

Is he claiming that he broke in and entered and stole the recorder from the hotel room?

Then can I claim that the video belonged to one Datuk Z, and he  too knows that person to whom he  lent all these equipment to, its is his  personal property and, Datuk T  in having prised open the drawer and taking it  has stolen property that  belongs to Datuk Z?

Oh come on please! how incredibly ridiculous  can it get?

Remember Saiful going to Najib's house for a scholarship?

This has UMNO written all over it although I am told this Datuk T could be a Chinese.

The East Asian woman could we take a closer look, she could be the lady who has been making false accusations against Anwar since Sodomy 1, that lady looks very looks very East Asian if you mean oriental, I am not saying it is her I am saying we need to see the video to ascertain if it could be her.

Then again I am worried is this an East Asian, as in Indian or an Oriental Asian as in the case of the Asians from the Far East, it seems as confusing as Datuk T himself.

This Datuk seems to be a close confidant of this opposition politician, he was supposed to be someone who was trusted or at least that is what he made this top opposition politician believe, now is this guy trustworthy? Let the facts speak for itself.

Well this is not the first case involving top politicians, a top UMNO politician was allegedly  caught for Khlwat  with a popular Malay lady in Port Dickson some years ago, that politician is now so high up the hierarchy he can't be touched.

Then there is the case of the Doctor, not the recalcitrant, this is a Chinese Doctor, the former health Minsiter who was forced out of his post only to return as the President of the  second largest coalition partner of the BN the MCA.

So what does that tell us, that those caught for sex offences in the BN get more powerful, sex is a political Tongkat Ali to them.

Oh please come out of this, it looks so much like it was "Doctored in House."

SPIN DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!

Our  house the Dr. Stole

 By Howl Pillai

We got it  all wrong again !  Now even a houseman can tell that millions in this country are sick and tired, as the Doctor should have been  in the Hospital and the Rakyat in the House.

 After all it is our House,  and to think our only living ex -PM stole our Dewan Rakyat from us! 

In response you say, “What about Abdulla Badawi ?” 

No! No! No!,  he is not really an ex –PM, he is more correctly our axed Prime Minister, axed by the ex -PM. 

Come to think about it, the ex -DPM of black eye fame was also axed by this ex –PM,  and so too Musa and Ghafar, ex -DPMs,  were also axed by this ex -PM. 

Notice how  the current PM is trying his best to axe for good the ex – DPM, most Malaysians believe  the ex -PM is also behind this. 

Malaysian politics as you can see, is full of axes and exs. 

Occasionally a keris shows up out of the blue, this happens when someone or other announces he wants to be PM and in the fullness of time, an ex -PM himself,  well that is another story altogether.

So do ex-ercise ex-treme  caution when reading the Doctor’s memoirs, be also on the look out for events that have been conveniently axed or "can't remember", plenty, including the “Poison” label.

Next note that survey after survey shows that Malaysians are notoriously poor readers, at the rate of 50 pages per year, most Malaysians will take all of 17 years to complete this 843 page book, and since it is the older folk who have reportedly bought the book, many will die while reading it.

Poor souls! If you have aged parents or elderly neighbours  do them a favour, tell them to stop reading it. 

And we all know life here is full of ironies, here is the doctor who pushed through the change in the medium of instruction in our schools and universities from English to Bahasa Melayu against all good advice and  today millions of Malaysians cannot string together a proper sentence in English let alone read a passage in his memoirs with full comprehension, that means they are “misunderstanding” all the time. 

One of these days an MP will say that to reduce the ironies of our life, we must cut back on foods containing iron. Did you not notice our ministers often say ‘they have been misunderstood’ whenever they run into trouble ? 

Now you know why! The Doctor will no doubt claim the same  when his memoirs are attacked for political lying. How convenient!

And yet more ironies abound. The translation rights of the book into Bosnian, Albanian, Chinese (via the Peoples Republic Of China) and Bahasa Melayu are being negotiated. 

We gave the Bosnians a big hand in their hour of need, so Bosnian is understandable.

Albania is best remembered for its late Communist dictator, Enver Hoxha who ran his country to ground,so Albanian is also understandable. 

Chinese is also perfectly understandable, both the PRC and Malaysia have a similar agenda - keeping the Chinese population under tight control.

BUT, yes, but, translation into Bahasa Melayu ? It beats me and it should beat you ! Why did this advocate of all things Malay not write his memoirs in Bahasa Melayu ? Not your mother tongue? Proud of being Malay? Come, Come.....Why not call it “Doktor Dalam Rumah”?. Then we can ask : Rumah Siapa ? I am waiting with glee for the BM version!

And then there is this matter of what he would have done if he had declared himself PM -for -Life in 2004. A half dozen nightmares come to mind............

1) In a move to try and win the pissing war with LKY, the crooked bridge would have been built. Promptly he will call it the world’s longest crooked bridge and leave you wondering how a crooked bridge is actually measured. Crookedly?

2) The Third Link to Penang, a bridge to Pangkor,  and three  even longer bridges to Tioman Langkawi and Sumatara would have been built or plans laid out for them. The cronied- classes will find all this a mouth watering prospect. Some will choke on their own saliva and die. Their companies will be compensated handsomely for ‘loss of potential income’ ala our expressways contracts.

3) He would have raised enough funds with strings attached all the way to the purses of his kuncus and kakis to undertake the mother-of-all mega projects, cutting the Isthmus of Kra. He will insist the peninsular be henceforth be called Pulau Melayu disproving the adage that no man is an island! At his suggestion the new seaway’s official name -The Malaysia Boleh Canal.

4) He would have switched us back to English. Now millions of school children will compulsorily read his memoirs which by now has replaced “Interlok” as our officially doctored national text! What else ! Millions will also score a doctored “A” in this subject - a requirement for entry into our local universities. Meanwhile this flip-flopping between BM and English will help us understand with unsurpassed clarity the double talk of our politicians. Sampler : “I say man. Why you no undi me? You already take my money which I also first first take from you. If you ta’ vote me bruder, you mampus you know! “.

5) He would have pushed us hard (pun not intended) to achieve a population of 70 millions. This so that we can buy or use national cars, national buses, national motorcycles, national bicycles, national yachts, national trains, national ships, national planes, national laptops and a host of other ‘national gadgets and appliances’. Perhaps even national hand phones.  By now all Matsushita plants have been relocated to Vietnam and elsewhere. We will be staying in shoddy crony built national homes (notice we are getting there now....). Meanwhile the national car power window problem persists and manhole covers still cannot sit flush and level  with the road nationwide!

6) On account of such policies there is widespread opposition to his rule. From time to time he hands over power temporarily to the IGP. The IGP in turn launches in succession “Ops Rumput”, “Ops Belukar”, “Ops Semak” and “Ops Hutan”. The deforestration of the land is nearly complete. Even the tough lallang grass is hard to find. Green NGOs across the globe raise a stink. The Doctor goes on national TV and says he will safeguard the independence of the country at all costs. Meanwhile a few thousand citizens languish in Kamunting  under ISA. It includes a few bloggers, standup comedians, satirists and cartoonists. All ‘anti- national elements funded by foreign parties jealous of our success’. Huh!

On account of these events and changes, the Doctor would declare that “Vision 2020” be pushed back to 2040. Henceforth the national vision will be officially called :”ADJUSTED VISION 2040”!

We must all be thankful that he spent the last 8 years in semi-retirement writing up his version of his history ! Enough is enough!

TO PALANIVEL: A NOTE ON THE INDIAN QUESTION

 
Throughout history there have been rump states.

A quick tour of modern rump states - Serbia after the breakup of Yugoslavia; Russia after the demise of the USSR and Pakistan after the creation of Bangladesh. 

Older historical examples are Poland and Cambodia, Poland , painfully sandwiched between a powerful Czarist Russia and an aggressively militaristic Prussia was repeatedly partitioned ( the Austro-Hungarian Empire was also complicit ) until it ceased to exist as a State by 1795. 

Closer home, the Khmer Empire, ascendant in Southeast Asia for half a millennium from about 800 CE was gobbled up from the east by an expansionist Vietnam and from the west from by a fast rising Siam, the Cambodia you see today in maps is a rump- a mere shadow of its once territorial and cultural might. 

All that is history. 

The question to ask now is whether you can have a rump people within a modern state ?

The Jews of Europe post  WW II come to mind, fifteen million or more were  wiped out in the period 1933 -1945, millions more fled or were dislocated, the  Nazi ‘Final Solution’ was preceded by the European ‘Jewish Question’. 

Now in Europe Jews are found in thriving or not so thriving pockets - 300 000 in UK and 500 000 in France are notable, surviving or existing or prospering they are never liked or loved except perhaps as individuals.

Greeks and Armenians living in Turkey today are also rump people.

In 1453, the Caliph having conquered Constantinople  invited the Armenians to stay and help in the development of an expansionist empire, the community brought skills that were unique- in finance, trading and services that helped build a vast empire straddling Asia and Europe, they numbered in the millions then and their churches were numerous. 

Modern Turkey is the successor state of a genocidal Caliphate, the Armenians were all but wiped out between 1890 and 1914, and  today they number some 50 000 with their own schools and newspapers and count for nothing in the national life of Turkey.

In Malaysia  a rump people exist. 

They are called Malaysian Indians. 

How these Malaysian Indians  ended up as ‘rumps’ can be debated endlessly, these people are themselves keenly aware of their ‘rumpness’ though they have not been able to apply a label to their predicament,  I am merely the label supplier. 

What more clear proof of their rumpness than when eminent persons of patently  Indian origin denounce their ethnicity for another, or when community leaders urge poorer sections of them to return to the impoverishing jobs of their grandfathers in the estates.

I will leave it to a Pole and a naturalised British citizen and a giant among twentieth century writers, Joseph Conrad to ‘speak’ on behalf of these people  but, before that, allow me to state that this rump people in Malaysia are sandwiched between two powerful peoples- one a political giant and the other an economic one.

In 1918,  Conrad very eloquently  addressed the pain, agony and deliverance of the once rump state, Poland in the same year by writing “A Note On The Polish Question”,  I am struck by the similarities and lessons it holds for the rump Indian people in Malaysia.

Here are selective excerpts from his note:

“....for at that time Poland was perfectly defenseless from a material point of view, and more than ever, perhaps, inclined to put its faith in humanitarian illusions...”

“ The strength arrayed against her was just overwhelming”

“Thus even a crime may become a moral agent by the lapse of time and the course of history. Progress leaves its dead by the way, for progress is only a great adventure. It is a march into an undiscovered country ; and in such an enterprise the victims do not count”

“....the claim of the spoliators who by a strange effect of an uneasy conscience, while strenously denying the moral guilt of the transaction were always trying to throw a veil of high rectitude over the crime”

“What was most annoying to their righteousness was the fact the nation, stabbed to the heart, refused to grow miserable and cold”

“Since that time we have come to be regarded simply as a nuisance. It’s very disagreeable”

“The spirit of aggressiveness was absolutely foreign to the Polish temperament”

“Given the wrong, and the apparent impossibility of righting it without running into risks of a serious nature, some moral alleviation may be found in the belief that the victim had brought its misfortunes upon its own head by its own sins”

“On simple matters of life and death a people is always better than its leaders because a people cannot argue itself as a whole into a sophisticated state of mind out of deference for a mere doctrine or from an exaggerated sense of its own cleverness”

“There is nothing on earth that turns faster on its pivot than political idealism when touched by the breadth of practical politics”

“It was the idea of delivering the victim with a kindly smile and the confident assurance that “it would be all right” to a perfectly unrepentant assassin”

“....and also the fact that for better or worse it was impossible to get rid of it again except by the unthinkable way of another carving, of another partition, of another crime”

“Therein lies the strength and the future of the thing so strictly forbidden.....of the Polish independence expressed in a Polish State. It comes into the world morally free, not in virtue of its sufferings but in virtue of its miraculous rebirth and of its ancient claims for services rendered to Europe. Not a single one of the combatants of all the fronts of the world had died consciously for Poland’s freedom...”

No Mr. Palanivel! No! A thousand times I say No! 

Neither going back to the estates nor migrating to the towns and cities of this prosperous land is the solution to the Indian Question if either is done without self respect and dignity.

They  must embark on a new journey of self reliance.

They  must once again function as individuals and not as a community holding a collective begging bowl called MIC, for the sake of the community throw away that begging bowl you hold in your hand, for on it is a plea carved in shame, “Please Help Us”. 

No one, no race, no government must redeem the Malaysian Indian, the Indians must be the instruments of their own redemption, then like Conrad, they  too can say with pride, “we have saved ourselves from our ‘rumpness’:”

“And its just as well! Providence in its inscrutable way has been merciful ; for had it been otherwise, the load of gratitude would be too great, the sense of obligation too crushing, the joy of deliverance too fearful for mortals....”

Japanese Tsunami, Malaysian Tragedy and Asian Opportunity

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I am holidaying in India, my wife just received an sms saying BBC has announced that after the explosion in the second nuclear reactor in Japan there is a danger of some fallout in the Phillipines, I switched on the BBC and hardly saw any mention of any such thing, they were only talking about the immense losses suffered by Japan and the the fact that the Bank of Japan has pumped some few trillions into the economy, to get things started.

There was also the news of the team from China going into Japan to help and that India would be sending blankets to Japan, absolutely no news about any nuclear fallout affecting Phillipines or Malaysia as the sms had suggested.

I move down to the business centre and get on the internet and even as I am writing one person from Malaysia sends me an sms, it says and I'll give it to you word for word, "There was  a nuclear blast 4.30 p.m. Sunday in Fukushima Japan. If it rains today or in the next few days, do not go under the rain. If you get caught out, use a an umbrella or raincoat even if it is only a drizzle. Radioactive particles which may cause burns. alopecia or even cancer, may be in the rain. Reaching Malaysian shores by 5 pm today. Stay in the house."

"Experts say a disaster on the scale of Chernobyl in the 1980s is highly unlikely because the reactors are built to a much higher standard and have much more rigorous safety measures." From the BBC


As far as I can safely say there is no immediate danger even to Japan, the problem is well being taken care of, that was the news I heard this morning before leaving Cochin for Quilon, and now at Quilon at the hotel after surfing the web and all news channels all I can say is some Malaysians need to grow up.


I do not blame those who sent me the sms, I sometimes do the same knowing it could be the wrong message, then I go out and check if it is right, in situations like this its better to be safe the sorry, but to the scum who begin such irresponsible romours they need to be arrested and charged with romour mongering.

The earlier message also asked everyone to stay indoors, this is a great Malaysian tragedy, shouting wolf,  creating romours, what happens when the real thing happens, and the greater part of the tragedy is that this speaks volumes about the credibility the Malaysian Press and Government has with the people.


I go into the Malaysian press pages  to see what's going on and find out that the UMNO owned Berita Harian has come out with a cartoon on the tsuanami, and has issued an apology after being criticized, but what would one expect of an UMNO owned Malay publication anyway? Had it been something about interlok or about the Indians or Chinese in Malaysia you could well forget the apology, it has happened time and time again,  this country in the past, Japan is different but I shall not get into this at this time.

Of course, all Malaysian are deeply moved by this disaster in Japan, I think in the midst of all this China's response is timely, China must put all its differences with Japan aside and take a lead role in assisting Japan at this time - both China and India needs to come out and proactively take a lead role here.

China and India with their advances in nuclear technology should send in their experts to assist Japan here, in doing so Asia will be seen as actively capable of  looking after Asian issues, and that will bring Asians closer together, this is an opportunity for Asian bonding, so that we can be free of interference of other powers that have managed to divide us for so long,  so well.

Japan has always aligned itself with the west, an initiative by both India and China and other Asian countries like  South Korea and Taiwan will be the opportunity this great disaster could present Asia as a whole, and bring Japan back to Asia so that it aligns itself with Asians first then with others.

That the Japanese people will come out of this disaster and regain their place as a world economic power is a forgone conclusion, but  that they should do it with more Asian involvement is a necessity, so Japan can break loose of the noose placed around its neck since the end of world war two and be totally Asian again.

Asia must reclaim Japan, and Japan must come back to Asia.

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Gaddafi's next move

Saddam promoting women's education and literacy 1970's

Is Gadaffi Being Saddamed?
by Toffeesturn

Is Gaddafi making his move, that is the question on the lips of many especially  the Americans and the British.

Well of course that is what Whitehall wants and so too the White House, and the way they look at that "move"  is for Gaddafi to move out.

Tehran on the other hand and so too  China, Russia and even some of the NATO nations woudl like to see Gadddafi retain his grip in Libya at least for the interim.

The Arabs are a different breed, and again although from the same breed the pedigree changes depending on the part of Arabia they come from, their religious inclination, their political beliefs and the type of Arabs they are it is a mixture of all these that is an Arab and you have as many mixtures as you have Arabs, that's how complex the Arab problem is.

When the mixture differs you know what you are looking at, there are so many and they are all,  almost all, ferocious, and Sadam Hussein recognised that a long long time ago.

Giving democracy to an Arab is akin to giving durians to the English and forcing it down their throats and telling them go ahead eat this, it is after all the "king of fruits, "  for  want of putting it mildly.

All said Arabs are Arabs, and Arabs and democracy only makes the entire Arab world crazy, so in a nutshell they can't have democracy, less we have a crazy republic, and that is something we would not want from the Arabs of all people and  if you know Osama bin Laden, you'll know what I am getting at.

Iraq was a prosperous and progressive nation under Sadam Hussein, people from all over the world worked and did business in Iraq, it was a Middle Eastern Power, and had a stabilising effect on Middle Eastern politics, Iraq prospered because Saddam realised that democracy would never work in a country like Iraq, not with his Arab brethren, not with him, and not especially in a country where religious tensions amongst the two rival Islamic sects ran so high on the one hand and that both these groups could at any time get into loggerheads with the Christians and peoples of other religions, there was a Kurdish problem to manage too, so he ruled it the way an Arab nation had to be ruled, the Baath Socialist way, and I hope at least in hindsight people will admit that  it was indeed  the best way, especially looking at Iraq today.

Both Gaddafi and Saddam promoted equal rights in their respective countries, women were given positions in the administration and the army long before any other Arab nation even thought of doing so. Why even Gaddafi's personal bodyguards are women, and both these leaders  brooked no religious intolerance in their respective countries.

When  Iraq took over Kuwait,  after all an Arab State (which historically was part of the Babylonian Empire, until some white man gave it some boundaries) the entire World took on Iraq and interfered in what was  internal Arab affairs.

Saddam did not have the 'Monroe Doctrine' or its equivalent  with which he could legitimise this takeover and prevent outsiders from interfering in Arab affairs,  if Iraq had gone for Israel it would have been a different proposition, this was an Arab state,  but  when Iraq went to war with Iran earlier, many of those countries that had gone to Iraq over its take over of Kuwait supported Iraq, that's how world leaders play marbles.

The interest is always oil and the means to control this commodity, that is what the powers from  Whitehall the White House are keen on  nothing else, and if that means killing Arabs so be it, after all they are only Arabs.

An embarrassed English government has also admitted to having interfered with the internal affairs of Libya, and even the Libyan rebels knew what was good for them and turned down the offer, they have learned their lesson from Iraq.

All of Arabia is aware of what happened in Iraq and they do not want it in their land, they too yearn for happiness like everyone else, but this prolonged ill treatment and deprivation of the Arab by the West using some Arabs has resulted in a sense of hopelessness  which makes many of these people turn to the likes of Bin Laden and his band of merry men for hope and salvation.

Gaddafi keeps telling the world that the day he leaves Libya or is moved out, the Taliban will be on the door steps of Europe and he is not wrong, because Libya will again be reduced to another Iraq with tribal wars and tribes being forced to take sides in the conflict.

Libya will then be ripe for Taliban picking, and lo and behold on the shores of the Mediterranean, you'll find parked an organisation (THE AL QAEDA)  whose time would have come, is that what Europe wants?

Well if that is what Europe wants that is what Europe will get, be forewarned, the signs were there before the Gulf war of what would happen in Iraq, the world was lied to, and see what is happening in Iraq today, it will happen in Europe, and the springboard will be Libya.

In the Libyan scenario the better option is for all parties to get together and negotiate a settlement with Gaddafi still in for the interim, this should be under the auspices of the United Nations and not the Americans, or the Russians, nor the Chinese or the British, the UN will not be out of choice there is India and France to oversee such a truce, failing which the world may force  Gaddfai to play his last card, and that is an all out purge of those who oppose him, should that fail he will make his next move whatever and wherever  that may be and pave the way of a glorious Al Qaeda  entry. An Entry into Europe.

Move aside Charles Martel, Bin Laden has come and the new battle of Tours is about to be begin.1279 years after yours.

History does repeat itself, but we never learn.

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